What Would Nintendo Think?

I would've drawn more chars from Brawl but this is all I could do at the time. And yes I realize Deku Link isn't in Brawl, but oh well. At least I acknowledged Link at all. Anyways, really, What would all the Nintendo chars think if they found out the only 2 Sega chars they know of were GAY? And they already had a bad impression of their old enemy, considering Sega relies entirely on other game companies to keep Sonic alive now-a-days. But, even Nintendo makes mistakes. Example: WHY IS SHADOW ONLY AN ASSIST TROPHY IN BRAWL? THAT SUCKS ASSBALLS! But, I digress.

Sonic, Shadow (c) Sega/ Sonic Team

Pikachu, Kirby, Deku Link, Tatl, Yoshi (c) Nintendo